It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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