But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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