I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Please, let me fuck your mom
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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