The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You can make out without kissing
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