Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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