Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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