Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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