What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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