Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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