Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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