I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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