just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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