you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
