he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just high enough for therapy.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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