Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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