So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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