i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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