We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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