I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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