Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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