Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
