no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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