sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i just google imaged poop.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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