I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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