I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Small penises have feelings too.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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