a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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