Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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