In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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