i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
this will be a night to untag.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.