i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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