I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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