maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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