Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Randomize
