If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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