I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"