I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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