...so i touched it.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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