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Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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