I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
