It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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