yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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