I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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