it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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