he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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