how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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