It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Come on in and take your pants off
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