If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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