i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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