she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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