I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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