Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
The ass gains better be worth it
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