I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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